
I Can Make Anybody Pretty
I Can Make You Believe Any Lie
I Can Make You Pick A Fight
With Somebody Twice Your Size
I Been Known To Cause A Few Break Ups
I Been Known To Cause A Few Births
I Can Make You New Friends
Or Get You Fired From Work
[1st Chorus]
And Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg And Bordeaux France
Been Making The Bars Lots Of Big Money
And Helping White People Dance
I Got You In Trouble In High School
But College, Now That Was A Ball
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You'll Never Remember With Me
Alcohol
Alcohol
I Got Blamed At Your Wedding Reception
For Your Best Man's Embarrassing Speech
And Also For Those
Naked Pictures Of You At The Beach
I've Influenced Kings And World Leaders
I Helped Hemmingway Write Like He Did
And I'll Bet You A Drink Or Two That I Can Make You
Put That Lampshade On Your Head
[2nd Chorus]
'cause Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg And Bordeaux France
Been Making A Fool Out Of Folks Just Like You
And Helping White People Dance
I'm Medicine And I Am Poison
I Can Help You Up Or Make You Fall
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You'll Never Remember With Me
Alcohol
Alcohol
[repeat 1st Chorus]